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What will your new job* be, under the upcoming Green New Deal?

*We no longer will refer to them as "jobs" as under capitalism. They are now called "paid passions"

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the [sic] Green New Deal also calls for an upgrade to the basic economic securities enjoyed by all people in the US to ensure everybody benefits from the newly created wealth. It guarantees to everyone: Economic security to all [sic] who are unable or unwilling to work
Secure your spot today

As per the goals outlined in the Green New Deal, every American will be provided with "economic security for all who are unable or unwilling to work".

Questions have been asked about the process by which Americans can declare themselves unwilling to work and sign up for free economic security.

Fortunately, we think it should be as simple as declaring yourself as one of The Unwilling and then filling out the short application at the bottom to determine your new career and salary.

For answers to specific questions, please refer to The FAQ.

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Enter your old job info

Enter your old employment info

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Fill out a quick application

Answer a small quiz in 2 minutes or less

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Profit!

Officially declare your new career, to be begun whenever congress passes the Green New Deal

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Application

Basic Information

Please fill out basic information

Hobbies

Helps determine your likes and dislikes for your new career

  • Eating
  • Drinking
  • Zoo Animal Recipes
  • Milksteak
  • Magnets
  • Ghouls

Personality Questions

Helps determine your likes and dislikes for your new career

Professional Degrees/Majors

Specify the degrees that you have received. You may also specify degrees that you feel like you deserve.

  • PhD, Mathematics
  • BA, Art History
  • Masters, Physics
  • B"S", Gender Theory
  • Masters, Economics
  • Masters, "Economics"

Skills

Specify the skills that you have. Every skill is equally important and valuable! No judgment!

  • Calculus
  • Microsoft Excel
  • Can balance a spoon on your nose
  • Leadership
  • Can burp the ABCs
  • Coding